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Gwiezdne Wojny: Epizod IV – Nowa Nadzieja:
“Ben Kenobi: Remember, the Force will be with you... always”
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“Darth Vader: I’m waiting for you Obi-Wan. We meeting again, and last.”
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“Ben Kenobi: That's no moon. It's a space station.”
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“C-3PO: We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life.”
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“Princess Leia: Help me, Obi-wan Kenobi. You're my only hope”
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„Han Solo: Fast ship? You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon?”
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“Darth Vader: I find your lack of faith disturbing.”
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“Darth Vader: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.”
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“Darth Vader: I sense something. A presence I've not felt since...”
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“C-3PO: We're doomed!”
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„Ben Kenobi: Who's the more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows him?”
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“Luke Skywaler: I have a very bad feeling about this!”

Gwiezdne Wojny: Epizod V – Imperium Kontratakuje:
“Darth Vader: The force is with you, young Skywalker... but you aren’t a Jedi yet.”
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“Yoda: Told you I did. Reckless is he. Now, matters are worse.
Ben (Obi-Wan) Kenobi: That boy was our last hope.
Yoda: No. There is another.”
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“Darth Vader: You may take Captain Solo to Jabba the Hutt after I have Skywalker.
Boba Fett: He's no good to me dead.
Darth Vader: He will not be permanently damaged.”
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“Lando Calrissian: What are you doing here?
Han Solo: Ah, repairs. I was hoping you could help me out.
Lando Calrissian: What have you done to my ship?
Han Solo: YOUR ship? Hey, remember you lost her to me, fair and square.”
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“Princess Leia: What are you doing? You're not actually going *into* an asteroid field?
Han Solo: They'd be crazy to follow us, wouldn't they?”
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„Darth Vader: Luke, I am your Father”
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“Yoda: Yes, a Jedi's strength flows from the Force. But beware of the dark side. Anger, fear, aggression; the dark side of the Force are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Obi-Wan's apprentice!
Luke Skywalker: Vader. ...Is the dark side stronger?
Yoda: No, no, no. Quicker, easier, more seductive.
Luke Skywalker: But how am I to know the good side from the bad?
Yoda: You will know... when you are calm, at peace, passive. A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack.”
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“Darth Vader: There will be a substantial reward for the one who finds the Millennium Falcon. You are free to use any methods necessary, but I want them alive. No disintegrations.
Boba Fett: As you wish.”
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„Princess Leia Organa: I love you.
Han Solo: I know.”
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„Darth Vader: Impressive. Most impressive. Obi-wan has taught you well. You have controlled your fear. Now, release your anger! Only your hatred can destroy me!”
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“Luke Skywalker: Alright, I'll give it a try.
Yoda: No! Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try.”
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“Emperor: The son of Skywalker must not become a Jedi.
Darth Vader: If he could be turned, he would be a powerful ally.
Emperor: Yes. Yes. He would be a great asset. Can it be done?
Darth Vader: He will join us or die, my master.”

Gwiezdne Wojny: Epizod VI – Powrót Jedi:
„Obi-wan Kenobi: He's more machine now than man; twisted and evil.”
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“Emperor Palpatine: Take your Jedi weapon! Use it. Strike me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the dark side will be complete!”
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“Emperor Palpatine: Soon the Rebellion will be crushed and young Skywalker will be one of us!”
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“Jabba the Hutt: This bounty hunter is my kind of scum: fearless and inventive.”
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“Luke Skywalker: If I don't make it back, you're the only hope for the Alliance.
Princess Leia: Luke, don't talk that way. You have a power I don't understand and could never have.
Luke Skywalker: You're wrong, Leia. You have that power too. In time you'll learn to use it as I have. The Force runs strong in my family. My father has it. I have it. And... my sister has it. Yes. It's you, Leia.
Princess Leia: I know. Somehow, I've always known.”
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„Luke Skywalker: Never. I'll never turn to the Dark Side. You've failed, your highness. I am a Jedi, like my father before me.
Emperor Palpatine: So be it... Jedi.”
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„Darth Vader: Luke, help me take this mask off.
Luke: But you'll die.
Darth Vader: Nothing can stop that now. Just for once, let me look on you with my own eyes.”
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“Luke Skywalker: I can't kill my own father.
Ben (Obi-Wan) Kenobi: Then the Emperor has already won. You were our last hope.”
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„Darth Vader: The Emperor has been expecting you.
Luke Skywalker: I know, father.
Darth Vader: So, you have accepted the truth.
Luke Skywalker: I've accepted the truth that you were once Anakin Skywalker, my father.
Darth Vader: That name no longer has any meaning for me!
Luke Skywalker: It is the name of your true self, you've only forgotten. I know there is good in you, the Emperor hasn't driven it from you fully. That was why you couldn't destroy me, that's why you won't bring me to your emperor now.
Darth Vader: I see you have constructed a new lightsaber. Your skills are complete, indeed you are powerful as the emperor has foreseen.
Luke Skywalker: Come with me.
Darth Vader: Obi-Wan once thought as you do. You don't know the
*power* of the Dark Side, I *must* obey my master.
Luke Skywalker: I will not turn, and you'll be forced to kill me.
Darth Vader: If that is your destiny.
Luke Skywalker: Search your feelings, Father, you can't do this. I feel the conflict within you. Let go of your hate.
Darth Vader: It is too late for me son. The Emperor will show you the true nature of the Force. He is your master now.
Luke: Then my father is truly dead.”
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“Emperor Cos Palpatine: Good! Use your aggresive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you.”
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“Emperor Cos Palpatine: As you can see, my young apprentice, your friends have failed. Now witness the firepower of this FULLY ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!”
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“Luke Skywalker: Why didn't you tell me? You told me Vader betrayed and murdered my father.
Ben (Obi-Wan) Kenobi: Your father was seduced by the dark side of the Force. He ceased to be Anakin Skywalker and became Darth Vader. When that happened, the good man who was your father was destroyed.”
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“Anakin Skywalker: Now go, my son. Leave me.
Luke Skywalker: No, I won't leave you here! I've got to save you!
Anakin Skywalker: You already have, Luke. You already have. You were right. You were right about me. Tell your sister... you were right.”

Ojciec Chrzestny
“Don Vito Corleone: I'll make you an offer you can't refuse.”

Forrest Gump
'Mrs. Gump: Life is like a box of chocolates...You never know what you're gonna get.”
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“Jenny: Run Forrest! Run!”

Pulp Fiction:
„Butch: Zed’s dead baby, Zed’s dead”
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“Jules: ...The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds weak through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brothers keepr and finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee
with grate vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is LORD when I lay my vengeance upon thee...”
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„Be cool, honey bunny, be cool.”
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“Vincent Vega: "And you know what they call a ... a ... a Quarter Pounder with cheese in Paris?"
Jules: "They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?"
Vincent Vega: "No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is."
Jules: "Then what do they call it?"
Vincent Vega: "They call it a "Royale" with cheese."
Jules: "A "Royale" with cheese! What do they call a Big Mac?"
Vincent Vega: "A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "le Big-Mac"."
Jules: ""Le Big-Mac"! Ha ha ha ha! What do they call a Whopper?"
Vincent Vega: "I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King."”
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“Butch: "You okay?"
Marcellus: "No. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay."
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“Jimmie: "Now let me ask you a question, Jules. When you drove in here, did you notice a sign out in front that said, "Dead nigger storage"?"
Jules: "Jimmie..."
Jimmie: "Answer the question! Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead nigger storage"?"
Jules: "Naw man, I didn't."
Jimmie: "You know why you didn't see that sign?"
Jules: "Why?"
Jimmie: "'Cause storin' dead niggers ain't my fuckin' business!"
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Seksmisja:
„Wyginęli? Przecież to nie były mamuty!”
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„Nasi tu byli!”
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„Dobra, dobra. Nie poznaję kolegi... Cicha woda...”
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„Uwaga, grupa! Kierunek - wschód! Tam musi być jakaś cywilizacja.”
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„Liga broni, liga radzi, liga nigdy cię nie zdradzi.”
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„Replay! Replay! No, no, no nie dały z tego replay’a...”
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„Nie krępuj się, Albercik. Usta, usta!”
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Dzień Świra
Czy panowie muszą tak z rana napierdalać!?
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„Jak tatuś zrobi dzubek to nie ma chuja we wsi.”

Sami Swoi
„Kargul, podejdź no do płota. Podejdź... bo i ja podchodze.” Laughing

Poranek Kojota

„- Ty, co ty masz w uchu?
- Słuchawkę. Tak, że niby mam kontakt z bazą.
- Ale ze swoim mózgiem chyba nie! Wypierdalaj!”
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„- Hej, kici kici, taś taś !
- Do lwa kurwa, do lwa?”
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„A skąd ty tyle tego masz?
- Pracowałem w rozlewni jogurtów i jak mnie wywalili, to powiedzieli żebym je sobie zabrał.
- Ty po prostu byłeś za dobry do tej roboty.
- To nie to, waliłem gruchę do głownego zbiornika.”
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„- Czemu ta świnia ma kły?
- Bo to jest guziec, taka świnia z Afryki.
- Ty sam, kurwa, jesteś guziec.”

Matrix
„Mr. Anderson... welcome back ... We miss You”
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„There is no spoon”
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„- I think we can handle one little girl. I sent two units. They are bringing her down now.
- No lieetenent, your men are dead.”

Gladiator
“My name is Maximus Dessimus Merdius...father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance...in this life of the next.”
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“Strenght and Honor”

Czas Apokalipsy
“I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

Kill Bill
„My name is Buck and I’m here to fuck”

Leon Zawodowiec
"-Is life always this hard, or is it just when you’re a kid?
- Always like this."
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„- Bring me everyone.
- What do you mean everyone??
- EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
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"- And stop saying "okay" all the time! Okay?
- Okay.
- Good."

Brudny Harry
“I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk”

Obcy
“Ripley: When we throw the switches, how long before the ship blows?
Parker: Ten minutes.
Ripley: No bullshit?
Parker: If we ain't outta here in ten minutes, we won't need no rocket to fly through space.”

Szeregowiec Ryan
“Private Jackson: My goodness, and my fortress; my high tower, and my deliverer; my shield, and he in whom I trust; who subdueth my people under me.”
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“Capt. Miller: James... I'm here to tell you your brothers were killed in combat. They're dead.
Pvt. Ryan: Which one, sir?
Capt. Miller: All of them.”
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“Private Reiben: I got a bad feeling about this one. Captain Miller: When was the last time you felt good about anything?”
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“Private Jackson: What I mean, sir, is if you was to put me with this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler... with a clean line of sight... well, pack your bags, boys. War's over.”
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„Private Reiben: What's the saying? "If God's on our side, who the hell could be on theirs?"
Upham: "If God is for us, who could be against us?"
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“Private Reiben: I'm just saying, this seems like an unnecessary risk considering our objective, sir.
Captain John Miller: Our objective is to win the war”

indianer_wolny_czlek

Kurwa, powypisywał najlepsze cytaty z Star Wars, Pulpa i Leona i co ja mam teraz wypisywać?

FIGHT CLUB:

"Kondom to współczesny szklany pantofelek, poznajesz kogoś tańczysz całą noc, a potem wyrzucasz.
Panotfelek, nie tego kogoś. "

"Jesteśmy niewolnikami w białych koszulach.
Reklamy zmuszają nas do pogoni za samochodami i ciuchami.
Wykonujemy prace, których nienawidzimy, aby kupić niepotrzebne nam gówno.
Jesteśmy średnimi dziećmi historii.
Nie mamy celu ani miejsca.
Nie mamy Wielkiej Wojny.
Wielkiej Depresji.
Naszą wielką wojną jest wojna duchowa.
Naszą wielką depresją jest życie.
Zostaliśmy wychowani w duchu telewizji, wierząc,
że pewnego dnia będziemy milionerami, bogami ekranu.
Ale tak się nie stanie."

„Spotkaliśmy się w naprawdę dziwnym momencie moje życia”

"Jutro będzie najpiękniejszy dzień w życiu Raymonda K. Jego śniadanie będzie smakować lepiej, niż każdy posiłek, jaki w życiu jadł."

"Chodzisz do pracy której nie lubisz żeby kupować rzeczy których nie potrzebujsz"

"Ze spluwą w ustach wymawia się tylko samogłoski."

CUBE

"- Po co żyjesz, Worth ? Nie masz żony, dziewczyny, nic?
- Mam niezłą kolekcję pornoli.
- Brawo. "

"- Tam nic nie ma.
- Wnioskujesz na podstawie jednej pułapki?
- Nie. Sala z palnikiem była 083. Chemia - 137, kwas - 149.
- Pamiętasz to wszystko ?
- Liczby łatwo mi wchodzą.
- Jesteś cudowna. "

NIC ŚMIESZNEGO

"STOP kamera!!! Co jest kurwa z tym chujem kutasem pierdolonym?!"

"- No co?
-CO?! Co to jest?!
-Jakto co? Las...
-Możesz mi powiedzieć... po ch..j mi las?....
-Jakto po ch..j w scenopisie pisze że las jest napisane...
-W scenopisie? Znajdź mi to w scenopisie.
-Proszę.. Kiedy wjechali na wyniosłość drogi oczom ich ukazał się las...
.....
-Przewróć stronę.
-O k..wa!
-Czytaj.
-Oczom ich ukazał się las krzyży.... ;-) "

"To chuj ci w dupe stary !! To ja tu na deszczu...wilki jakies ! Obiecalismy sobie ten film, ale jak nie...to NIEE !!! "

"Co ty w morde pierdolony bambusie, co ty ? W chuja ze mną lecisz czy się z własnym kutasem na łby zamieniłeś ? To ja się właśnie kurwa pytam co ?? "

"(Przy windzie) - No wsiada pan czy nie. Okrętu się Pan spodziewałeś?
+ Na górę jedzie??
- A gdzie ma jechać... w book ?? "

"Jak pomyśle że najlepsze lata mojego życia spędziłem w tym podskakującym terkoczącym karłowatym pierdzielu! "

SKAZANI NA SHAWSHANK

"Musisz słyszeć muzykę, żeby nie zapomnieć, że na świecie są miejsca, których nie zbudowano z kamienia. Że masz coś do czego nie mogą dotrzeć. Czego nie mogą dotknąć. Co jest tylko twoje."

" - i zostaje czysty jak dziurka dziewicy ....
- lepiej ! "

"Niektórzy uważają cię za snoba. Sądzisz, że twoje gówno pachnie słodziej niż innych? "

TERMINATOR

"- Chodź ze mną, jeśli chcesz przeżyć. "

"- Dlaczego ja? Dlaczego on chce właśnie mnie?
- Wybuchła wojna nuklearna. Za kilka lat... tego wszystkiego,... co nas otacza,... nie ma. Po prostu nie istnieje. Ale niektórzy przetrwali,... tu i ówdzie. Nikt nie wie, kto zaczął. To maszyny, Sarah.
- Nie rozumiem.
- Sieć komputerów obronnych. Nowoczesne,... potężne,... podłączone do wszystkiego, powierzono im operowanie wszystkiego. Podobno same się udoskonaliły. Nowa generacja inteligencji. I wtedy zwróciły się przeciwko ludziom. Nie tylko tym po drugiej stronie. Nasz los został przesądzony w ciągu jednej mikrosekundy. Eksterminacja.
- Widziałeś tę wojnę?
- Nie. Dorastałem po jej zakończeniu. Wśród ruin. Głodując, chowając się przed M-Z...
- M-Z?
- Myśliwi-Zabójcy. Maszyny patrolujące konstruowane w automatycznych fabrykach. Większość z nas została odizolowana w obozach, w celu szybkiej eksterminacji. Wypalali nam znamiona czytnikiem laserowym. Niektórych z nas zostawiono przy życiu, abyśmy pracowali. Abyśmy ładowali ciała. Jednostki sprzątające pracowały dzień i noc. Byliśmy o włos od wyginięcia. Był jeden człowiek, który nauczył nas, jak walczyć,... jak szturmować druty obozów,... jak miażdżyć te metalowe gówna na drobny mak. To on wszystko zmienił. Uratował nas od zagłady... Nazywał się Connor. John Connor. Twój syn, Sarah. Twój przyszły syn. "

"- Taśma numer 7. 10 listopada. O czym to ja mówiłam? Najtrudniej zdecydować, co ci powiedzieć, a co nie. Mam jeszcze czas na zastanowienie się, zanim dorośniesz, aby to zrozumieć. Teraz robię to bardziej dla siebie. Żeby to wszystko jakoś poukładać.
- A, do pełna?
- Si. Czy powinnam ci powiedzieć o twoim ojcu? To będzie trudne. Czy to coś zmieni, jeśli będziesz wiedział, że to twój ojciec? Jeśli go tu nie wyślesz, nigdy nie zaistniejesz. Można zwariować, próbując to zrozumieć. Myślę, że ci powiem. Jestem mu to winna. Może będzie lepiej, jak... będziesz wiedział,... że przez kilka godzin, które mieliśmy dla siebie,... kochaliśmy się namiętną miłością.
- Co on powiedział?
- Że jest pani bardzo ładna. Wstydzi się prosić o 5 dolarów za to zdjęcie. Ale inaczej ojciec go zbije.
- Niezły szantaż, mały. Co on powiedział?
- Że nadciąga burza.
- Wiem. "

LAS VEGAS PARANO

"Boski prototyp. Mutant, który nie wszedł do masowej produkcji. Zbyt pokręcony, by żyć. l zbyt rzadki, by umrzeć. "

"Co on gada?! tylko na kwasie można porównać jointa do gąsiennicy. "

Dalej mi sie nie chce Very Happy

MissPsychoSexy

O qrwa, zajebisty temat Very Happy

Ale rzeczywiście bartek się wczuł Smile

Postaram się dać coś czego jeszcze nie było Razz

LEON ZAWODOWIEC

Mathilda - My parents died in a car accident
four weeks ago. It was terrible.

MS.x - You know, we didn't have the time
to get to know one another when you first came here,
but I want you to know, that I am not the kind of woman
who'd let down a child, whatever her situation, whatever her mistake. So, I'm going to help you and do my best to welcome you here again.
But on one condition. You have to stop lying to me, Mathilda. I want you to take a chance and tell me the truth.
Now tell me what happened to you.

Mathilda - OK.
My family got shot down by DEA officers because of a drug problem. I left with the greatest guy on earth. He was a hitman, the best in town.
But he died this morning and if you don't help me, I'll be dead by tonight.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

M - I have a game. It makes you think. The kind of game you like, Leon. If I win, you keep me with you for the rest of your life.
L - If I lose?
M - You go shopping alone, again.
L - You're going to lose Matilda. I heard. There is a round in the chamber.
M - What does it mean to you if there's a bullet in my head?
L - Nothing.
M - I hope you mean that, Leon. I really do. Because if there's even a little bit of love in you for me, then you're going to regret you said that. I love you, Leon.
I win.

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PIRACI Z KARAIBÓW

Will - We’re going to steal the ship. That ship?

Jack - Commandeer. We’re going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term. One question about your business, boy, or there’s no use going. This girl – how far are you willing to go to save her?

Will - I’d die for her.

Jack - Oh, good. No worries, then.

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Will - Jack !

Barbossa - It’s not possible.

Jack - Not probable.

Will - Where’s Elizabeth ?

Jack - She’s safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really except for Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman.

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Barbossa - So what now, Jack Sparrow ? Will it be it two immortals locked in an epic battle until Judgment Day and trumpets sound? Hmm?

Jack - Or you could surrender.

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Pintel - You’re supposed to be dead!

Jack - Am I not?
Oh. Palulay…palu-li-la-la-lulu, parlili… pars..., pasley, par.....

Ragetti - Parley?

Jack - Parley! That’s the one. Parley! Parley!

Pintel - Parley? Down to the depths whatever man that thought up “parley!”

Jack - That would be the French.

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Norrington - No additional shots nor powder. A compass that doesn’t point north. And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of.

Jack - But you have heard of me.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Will - How did Jack get off the island?

Gibbs - Well, I’ll tell ye. He waded out into the shallows and there he waited three days and three nights till all manner of sea creature ‘came and acclimated to his presence. And on the fourth morning, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed ‘em together and made a raft.

Will - He roped a couple of sea turtles?

Gibbs - Aye, sea turtles.

Will - What did he use for rope?

Jack - Human hair…from my back.

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Elizabeth - We should return to the Dauntless.

Will - Your fiancé will be wanting to know you’re safe.

Jack - If you were waiting for the opportune moment…that was it.

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Jack - Well! I’m actually feeling rather good about this.
I think we've all arrived at a very special place, eh? Spiritually…Ecumenically…Grammatically?
I want you to know that I was rooting for you, mate. Know that.
Elizabeth …it would never have worked between us, darling. I’m sorry. Will …nice hat.

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Jack - Now...bring me that horizon. nanana na nanana na.... Very Happy

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DON JUAN DE MARCO

X - I'm your new nurse - mr.xxx, but you can call me Rocco, Casanova
Don Juan- I am not Casanova, I am Don Juan
X - Yeah, right

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Don Juan - I was prepared to lose my life rather than debase my love. How could I be unfaithful to my dear Donia Julia, that nearly've given up her life to love me? How can I sleep with another woman after giving myself body and soul to sweet Donia Julia. How could I forsake the purity of love I that I harboured my flower Donia Julia?....
Actually I was suprised how easily th past can be overcome...

Ufff....Narazie tyle Very Happy

EDIT:

CLOSER

DAN - This will hurt. I've been with Anna. I'm in love with her. We've been seeing each other for a year. It began at her opening.

ALICE - I'm going.

DAN - I'm sorry.

ALICE - Irrelevant. What are you sorry for?

DAN - Everything.

(...)

ALICE - Is it because she's successful?

DAN - No, it's because she doesn't need me.

ALICE - Did you bring her here?

DAN - Yes.

ALICE - Didn't she get married?

DAN - She stopped seeing me.

ALICE - Was that when we went to the country to celebrate our third anniversary?

ALICE - Did you phone her, beg her to come back? when you went for lovely walks?

DAN - Yes.

ALICE - You're a piece of shit.

(...)

ALICE - How? How does it work? How do you do this to someone?

DAN - ....

ALICE - Not good enough.

DAN - I fell in love with her, Alice.

ALICE - Oh, as if you had no choice? There's a moment, there's always a moment, "I can do this, I can give in to this, or I can resist it." And I don't know when your moment was, but I bet you there was one. I'm gone.

DAN - It's not safe out there.

ALICE - Oh, and it's safe in here?

DAN - What about your things?

ALICE - I don't need "things."

DAN - Where will you go?

ALICE - Disappear.

* * * * * * * * * * * * *

DAN: I want Anna back.

LARRY: She's made her choice.

DAN: I owe you an apology. I fell in love with her. My intention was not to make you suffer.

LARRY: So where's the apology? You cunt.

DAN: I apologize. If you love her, you'll let her go, so she can be happy.
LARRY: She doesn't want to be happy.

DAN: Everybody wants to be happy.

LARRY: Depressives don't. They want to be unhappy to confirm their depression. If they were happy, they couldn't be depressed anymore. They'd have to go out into the world and live, which can be depressing.

DAN: Anna's not a depressive.

LARRY: Isn't she?

DAN: I love her.

LARRY: Boo hoo. So do I.

DAN: She's gone back to you because she can't bear your suffering. You don't know who she is! You love her like a dog loves the owner.

LARRY: And the owner loves the dog for so doing.

DAN: You'll hurt her. You'll never forgive her.

LARRY: Of course I'll forgive her. I have forgiven her. Without forgiveness, we're savages. You're drowning.

DAN: You only met her because of me.

LARRY: Yeah. Thanks.

DAN: It's a joke. Your marriage is a joke!

LARRY: There's a good one. She never sent the divorce papers to her lawyer. Now, to a towering romatic hero like you, I don't doubt I am somewhat common, but I am nevertheless what she has chosen, and we must respect what the woman wants.
If you go near her again, I swear, I will kill you.

(....)

LARRY: Oh, don't cry on me.

DAN: I'm sorry. I don't know what to do.

LARRY: You want my advice? You go back to Alice.

DAN: She'd never have me. She's vanished.

LARRY: No she hasn't. I found her, by accident. She's working in a club. Yes, I saw her naked. No, I did not fuck her.

DAN: You spoke to her? How is she?

LARRY: She loves you beyond comprehension. Your prescription is where she works. Go to her.

....

LARRY: You still pissing about on the 'net?

DAN: Not recently.

LARRY: I wanted to kill you.

DAN: You wanted to fuck me.

LARRY: Don't get lippy.

DAN: Thank you.

LARRY: For what?

DAN: Being kind.

LARRY: I am kind. Your invoice is in the post....Dan!
I lied to you. I did fuck Alice. Sorry for telling you. I'm just not big enough to forgive you, buster.

* * * * * * * * * * * * *

DAN: So, he came to the club, watched you strip. You had a little chat, and that was it.

ALICE: Yes.

DAN: You're not trusting me. I'm in love with you. You're safe. You had every right, I just want to know.

ALICE: Why?

DAN: Because I want to know everything. Because I'm a lunatic. Tell me.
ALICE: Nothing happened. You were living with someone else.

DAN: What are you justifying?

ALICE: I'm just justifying anything. I'm just saying.

DAN: What are you saying?

ALICE: I'm not saying anything.

DAN: I just want the truth.

ALICE: Where are you going?

DAN: Cigarettes.

ALICE: Everywhere is closed.

DAN: I'll go to the terminal. When I get back, please tell me the truth.

...

ALICE: I don't love you anymore.

DAN: Since when?

ALICE: Now. Just now. I don't want to lie. Can't tell the truth, so it's over.

DAN: It doesn't matter. I love you. None of it matters.

ALICE: Too late. I don't love you anymore. Goodbye.

ALICE: Here's the truth, so now you can hate me. Larry fucked me all night. I enjoyed it. I came. I prefer you. Now go.

DAN: I knew that. He told me.

ALICE: You knew?!

DAN: I needed to hear it from you.

ALICE: Why?

DAN: Because he might have been lying. I had to hear it from you.

ALICE: I would never have told you, because I know you would have never forgived me.

DAN: I would. I have.

ALICE: Why did he tell you?

DAN: Because he's a bastard.

ALICE: How could he?

DAN: Because he wanted this to happen.

ALICE :But why test me?

DAN: Because I'm an idiot.

ALICE: Yes. I would have loved you... forever. Now, please go.

DAN: Don't do this, Alice. Please, talk to me.

ALICE: I am talking. Fuck off.

DAN: I'm sorry. You misunderstand! I didn't mean to.

ALICE: Yes you did.

DAN: I love you!

ALICE: Where?!

DAN: What?!

ALICE: Show me! Where is this love? I... I can't see it, I can't touch it. I can't feel it. I can hear it. I can hear some words, but I can't do anything with your easy words. Whatever you say is too late.

DAN: Please, don't do this!

ALICE: Done. Now, please go, or I'll call security.

DAN: No, you're not in a strip club, there is no security. Why did you fuck him?

ALICE: I wanted to.

DAN: Why?

ALICE: I desired him.

DAN: Why?

ALICE: You weren't there!

EDIT 2: Nikt nie pisze tu, więc to dalej ja Very Happy

LOST

Sawyer (to Sayid): Fine, I'm the criminal. You're the terrorist. We can all play a part. Who do you want to be?

* * *

Shannon: (to Boone) Shut up and stop trying to be charming. I’ve just been through a trauma here!

Boone: We’ve all been through a trauma! The only difference is that you’ve given yourself a pedicure!

* * *

Hurley: How do you know how to do all that?

Sayid: I was a military communications officer.

Hurley: Oh yeah? You ever see battle?

Sayid: I fought in the Gulf War.

Hurley: No way! I got a buddy who fought over there. He was in the Hundred and Fifth Airborne. What were you, Air Force? Army?

Sayid: The Republican Guard.

* * *

Kate: Where did that come from?

Sawyer: Probably Bear Village. How the hell would I know?

Kate: Not the bear, the gun.

Sawyer: I got it off one of the bodies.
[...]
Sawyer: I saw a guy lying there with an ankle holster, so I took the gun. Thought it might come in handy. Guess what, I just shot a bear!

* * *

Shannon: The ocean's full of fish.

Boone: Hate to break it to you...the ocean's not gonna take your gold card

* * *

Sawyer: So what's so special about this Jack? What make you feel all googly inside? He's a doctor, right? Yep, chicks love the doctors. Heck, give me some bandages and a bottle of peroxide and I could run this island myself.

* * *

Kate: I don't buy it.

Sawyer: Buy what?

Kate: The act. You try too hard Sawyer. I ask you to help a woman who can't breath and you want me to kiss you? Nobody's that disgusting.

* * *

Jack: Get up!

Sawyer: Oh you want to see who's taller?

* * *

Sawyer: You know, Ali, I don't think you've tortured anyone in your life.

Sayid: Unfortunately for us both, you're wrong.

* * *

Kate: So I'm here. Where is it?

Sawyer: Happy to tell you as soon as I get that kiss.

Kate: What? Are you serious?

Sawyer:: Baby, I am tied to a tree in the jungle of mystery. I just got tortured by a damn spinal surgeon and a genuine Iraqi. Of course I'm serious. You're just not seeing the big picture here, Freckles. Are you really gonna let that girl suffocate because you can't bring yourself to give me one little kiss? Hell, it's only first base. Lucky for you I ain't greedy.

* * *

Sawyer: Oww, easy jackass.

Jack: You want it easy? Quit moaning, I got to change these bandages.
Sawyer: Well, try not to take my skin off. So, how'd I score the house call, Dr Quinn? Trying to ease your conscience?

Jack: My conscience is fine thanks.

Sawyer: Of course, what do you have to feel guilty about? I mean you just let that damn Arab torture me, stood by and watched. Now, you figure you'll patch me up and buy you a ticket into heaven.

Tomek

"A co ty, kurwa, wiesz o zabijaniu"
"Stara dupa jesteś"
"Niechce mi sie z wami gadać"
Laughing

pakerożak

CHŁOPAKI NIE PŁACZĄ

- Ty sprawę mamy
- Ta, jaką?
- Dawaj walizkę!
- Nie mam kluczyka
- Twój pech
- Panowie, chwileczkę, chyba nie odetniecie mi ręki z powodu tej pierdolonej walizki, jak ja będę wtedy wyglądał, co najmniej niesymetrycznie. Nie chce być kaleka do końca życia, przecież ja mam rodzinę, plany na wakacje, jestem biznesmenem, potrzebuje tej ręki do pracy na laptopie, do drapania się w tyłku. Na pewno gdzieś mam ten kluczyk, o który się rozchodzi...
- To go poszukaj lamusie, ale już!
- Dobra...Przepraszam
- Orzesz ty w mordę kopany
- Aaaaaaaaa, cos ty mi kurwa zrobił?!? bandyto...
- Przestań się mazac,chłopaki nie płaczą

- Gdzie jest kurwa moje trzysta baniek, słyszysz? Gdzie jest kur....
- Są w życiu ważniejsze rzeczy niż twoje trzysta baniek
- Na przykład sześćset baniek. Pożegnałaś się z ta nędzą artystyczna???
- Nie rozumiem, dlaczego nie mogłam zadzwonić z twojego telefonu?
- Nie będziesz dzwoniła do byłych fagasów z mojej komóry bejbe, pakuj się...

- Jaki ty jesteś twardy
- Jestem człowiekiem z miasta
- Ale ty masz silna psychikę
- Zajebiście silną, zawsze patrzę w oczy, kiedy z kimś rozmawiam, nigdy nie wykonuję niepotrzebnych ruchów. Wystarczy mi pierwszych dziesięć słów, pięć pierwszych gestów jakiegokolwiek koleszki i już wiem, ze w jego psychice czai się strach. On jeszcze nie zdaje sobie sprawy, ze wkrótce będzie miał pełne portki, a wiesz dlaczego? Dlatego, że jego słaba psychika wysłała już mu maila do naciągającej kupy, ze spotkanie jest w spodniach
- To niesamowite
- Eehhh... skoczę na chwile do klopa.

- Ty, jak ty się nazywasz, bo zapomniałem. Kolec? Stolec?
- Bolec
- No, więc posłuchaj mnie teraz uważnie, Bolek... Byłeś w Stanach?
- Nie...
- No właśnie... a ja znam kogoś kto był... i opowiedział mi to i owo... Wiesz skąd przyjechali czarni do Ameryki?!?
- Z Afryki...
-No właśnie... handlarze niewolników przywieźli ich z Afryki... A myślisz, że to taka prosta sprawa wysiąść na plaży w Afryce, złapać w siatkę zwinnego, silnego murzyna i wywieźć go za ocean?!?
- Chyba nie...
- No jasne, że nie... udało im się to zrobić ponieważ wywozili tylko takich co albo nie potrafili spierdolić przed siatką, albo byli największymi głąbami z plemienia i wódz sprzedawał ich za paczkę fajek, bo i tak nie miałby z nich pożytku. I ci wszyscy nieudacznicy pojechali do Ameryki. Pożenili się, porobili dzieci... świat poszedł do przodu... pojawiły się komputery, amfetamina, samoloty, ale co z tego, jeżeli ich serca pompują tę samą krew, są potomkami człowieka, który na własnym podwórku dał się złapać w siatkę, więc nie uważam, że naszym chłopakom brakuje luzu... kapujesz?!?
Grucha otwórz walizkę... To jest dużo kasy. Twój szef nas olał, nie przyszedł odebrać jej osobiście.
- On zaraz będzie...
- Nie przerywaj mi kiedy zbieram myśli! Przełknąłem tę zniewagę, bo pomyślałem sobie... najważniejsze w tej chwili to ubić interes.
- Nie ma sprawy... ubijemy interes
- Masz pitbula, który wygląda jak jamnik... gibasz się jak pierdolony rezus... zachwycasz się panem kunta-kinte... marnujesz mojemu kumplowi ścieżkę najlepszego proszku, a na koniec puszczasz nam film o facecie w łódce... I ty chcesz, żebyśmy ubili interes?!?
- No właśnie... kim ty w ogóle kurwa jesteś... pajacu?!?
- Rzeczywiście, może nie wszystko wyszło tak jak należy, ale to da się naprawić... zaraz przyjdą dziewczyny i ubijemy ten interes.
- Po tym co tu zobaczyłem, nie wiem czy chciałbym z tobą ubić muchę w kiblu... Coś ci się rozmazało na ręce...

- Powiem ci tak... trudno jest znaleźć dobrą opiekunkę do dziecka, ale jeszcze trudniej znaleźć dobre dziecko... Laughing

- Hej panowie, obudźcie się. Chyba jesteśmy na miejscu
- No... mam przeczucie, że jesteśmy blisko
- Wiecie co... pójdę sprawdzić co jest za górką...
- I co? Są bunkry?
- Bunkrów nie ma, ale też jest zajebiście...

z resztą ,cały film jest świetny Cool

Walu de Rive

OJCIEC CHRZESTNY
Scena finałowa
"Don Corleone"
Sama siła tego tekstu rozwala mnie za każdym razem jak oglądam film.

SCARFACE
Montana: This city is like a big pussy just waiting to get fucked (albo podobnie, pisane z pamieci; urocze, nieprawdaż Twisted Evil

)

SAMI SWOI
Pawlak: Mama, a ty gdzie?
Babcia: Wojsko idzie, kury trzeba pochować
***
Babcia: Weź to
Pawlak: Oj, mamo
Bbacia: Sądy, sądami, a sprawiedliwość musi być po naszej stronie

velvetova

moim ulubiony tekst jest z Forrest Gump "Glupi ten co glupio robi ' i to jest jedno z moich mott zyciowych Smile

Tomek

Tom_my

bartek, w Ojcu Chrzestnym, z ofertą nie do odrzucenia jest tak:

I'm gonna make him an offer wich can't be refused Wink

MissPsychoSexy

Borderline

Kwestie, z których lubię się śmiać:

A walk to remember:
**
Dean: If there is a greater power, why is it he can't get you a new sweater?
Jamie: Because, he's too busy looking for your brain.
**
Landon: I might kiss you.
Jamie: I might be bad at it.
Landon: That's not possible.
**
Landon: Are you scared?
Jamie: To death...
[Landon looks upset]
Jamie: Lighten up.
Landon: It's not funny.
Jamie: I'm scared of not being with you.
Landon: Oh baby, that will never happen... I'll be here.
**
Landon: Jamie, I'm trying here, OK? Maybe... maybe I miss spending time with you. Maybe you inspire me.
Jamie: Sounds like bull.
Landon: Which part?
Jamie: All of it.
Landon: Well it's not!
Jamie: Prove it.
**
Landon: Can you find this star, right here?
Jamie: Sure. So why am I looking for this star?
Landon: Because I had it named for you. See? It's official. It's from the International Star Registry.
Jamie: This is wonderful... I love you.
**
Landon: Jamie... I love you.
[long pause]
Landon: Now would be the time to say something.
Jamie: I told you not to fall in love with me.
**
Landon: Do you love me?
[she nods]
Landon: Will you do something for me, then?
Jamie: [smiles] Anything.
Landon: Will you marry me?
[Jamie smiles and kisses him]
**

Pulp Fiction: (oprócz tych, które dał Bartek)
Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
**
[Jules shoots the guy on the couch during Brett's interrogation]
Jules: Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?
**
Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.
**
Marsellus: [right before Butch purposely runs into him with a car] Motherfucker.
**
Butch: So we cool?
Marsellus: Yeah, we cool. Two things. Don't tell nobody about this. This shit is between me, you, and Mr. Soon-To-Be-Living-The-Rest-of-His-Short-Ass-Life-In-Agonizing-Pain Rapist here. It ain't nobody else's business. Two: you leave town tonight, right now. And when you're gone, you stay gone, or you be gone. You lost all your L.A. privileges. Deal?
Butch: Deal.
Marsellus: Get your ass out of here.
**
Mia: Don't you hate that?
Vincent: What?
Mia: Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?
Vincent: I don't know. That's a good question.
Mia: That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.
**
Jules: Uuummmm, this is a tasty burger

Więcej po obiedzie ;p

bartek_wegorek

Tom_my

bartek_wegorek

Tom_my

no weź, make tylko zgubiłem ;P